I know, the classics, right?

“BANISHMENT” ? Yeah, that’s a horror fresh from the Middle Ages.

I’m going to have to defend cabbage here. Sauerkraut, cole slaw, the ideal side with corned beef.

I still like Cheetos. Just saying.

America teach New Zealand something.

a $25 million fraud settlement between the now-defunct Trump University and its former students.

They said you were mad at the university, but you’ll show them. You’ll show them all. Bwah-ha-ha.

Came here for this, was not disappointed.

And I feel for you. Too many Republicans, though.

GFY, troll.

Also, how the fuck is this puckered anus’s approval rating still so goddamned high? What the fuck kind of insane Stockholm Syndrome is this?

Granted, I’m sure the Democratic party is an internal shitshow of its own,

He also signed a bill that repealed a regulation protecting workers from wage theft.

But ask yourself - why did it take this long for them to understand it? Because FUCK OBAMA, is why.

The idea these people voted in a racist administration who might as well have made “Repeal Obamacare” their campaign tagline then immediately turned on them is kinda loopy.

nobody seriously thought about what repealing Obamacare would mean until about 3 weeks ago.

Let them move to North Carolina.

No, fuck you. My self interests involve the continuation of the Republic and all citizens getting a chance to excel, because it means that I get a chance, too.

I was coming here to make that very point - the Republicans successfully demonized “Obamacare” but they never realized that their voters thought that it was something different from the Affordable Care Act.

Nice.