Always happy to see scalpers lose money. Especially happy to see them losing money on this garbage.

Because he will come after everyone who disagrees with him with machetes.

This is why I don’t run for office. I would totally do a room like this.

“Librul” media is a fucking lie.

No, they mean PRAVDA.

As soon as FOX starts getting government money to run, then yes.

He’s totally doing number 15. He hasn’t divested for shit, and he never will. Every dime going into his hotels is going into his pocket.

Yup. We’re fucked.

Oh, I agree - I didn’t say what was on the Trump sex tape, after all!

(Hip millennials inform me that The Young Pope is a new HBO show. It premieres tonight.)

If wingnuts can believe Obama is a socialist communist Muslim from Kenya, I can believe the Russians have a Trump sex tape. Which seems more likely?

Pretty much the exact right wing argument against “entitlements” - “why should they get anything? “

McCarthy had Roy Cohn working for him, who was a whole category of evil his own damned self.

Turn. out. the. base.

If Obama had passed legislation recognizing the sky color as blue, they would be in a tizzy to replace it next week.

Further back than that, even. Nixon failed to get a national health care bill on the table due to GOP opposition. It wasn’t just the 1964 Civil Rights Bill that that spun the racist Southern Dems off to become the modern GOP, it was opposition to Medicare and Medicaid, and it was the Southern Dems that stopped…

So why the heck are they so stuck on repealing the ACA, and other policies that are detrimental to individual citizens and our nation’s economy?

Hello there. Short, fat, black and I talk funny. 55, male, out of Brooklyn, residing in Houston.

And you can bet he’ll be loudly and constantly bleating about it afterwards.

You can take notes.