Someone confirm this shit. Do it now.

As you wish...

Or, rehearse, maybe, I don’t know.

It’s time to retire and do the occasional gig for a despot.

I NEED that RuPaul GIF.

I going to have to disagree with you on Christie as an example, but I agree with you on the rest of your point.

Well-earned. A brilliant sentence.

I would give you an individual star each for:

I can believe that. Tailors do not tolerate much nonsense.

I went back and looked, and damn, a tailor could fix that.

I wonder if Pence set this “unplanned meeting” up.

He went to go golfing on his golf course. Because it did not matter.

Or do NPDs also have a kind of body dysmorphia where they look in the mirror and see hotness where there is none?

Hurt had come to the course in the first place to play in a golf “foursome” with David Koch, GOP donor John Damgard, and someone else.

Probably, but I’m grateful, because it means I don’t have to visit that teeming cesspool.

Ow.

Sorry for laughing at this. #notsorry

NOOOOOOOOO!

The older I get, the less I think of variety in weather. Damned incovenient.

Wow. Laws intended to make people’s lives better, not worse. Amazing concept - shame it won’t catch on in the Age of Trump. (Y’all are gonna have to secede eventually, no?)