You tried. Star

Apparently Washington Democrats still being allowed to LIVE is still a big problem with this crowd.

I am also opposed to the death penalty.

Ariana Grande - so cute, so charismatic, but her singing voice is so wispy and non-existent.

He’s got Pence for that.

Exactly the line that killed me, too!

who is always on a nice xanax / reisling combo

Amen, brother. I should have gone into religion like people kept telling me, but that was just too low for me.

A specialty Moscow Mule bar has even opened up here.

One minute everyone is excited for dipping fresh strawberries and banana hunks. The next? Little Chadwick is in the ER with third degree chocolate burns on his nutsack.

I marked out at this. Had to wait until I got home to finsih reading the rest.

More important, anyone who relies on some stupid electric corkscrew is…

THIS. Once Florida elected a super-villain governor, this was bound to happen.

Not sure why you would think that.

Same here. James Spader sang “No Strings On Me” in Avengers, but I didnt know this was a thing!

And he lost the popular vote. He hates that, his supporters hate that.

Winning the electoral vote while LOSING the popular vote IS actually “gaming the system,” and however you feel about it, Trump HATES IT.

Oh my, we ARE fucked, aren’t we?

Trump cares. Trump cares a LOT. He lost to Clinton and only got the Presidency by gaming the system.

Never let them forget they lost the popular vote.

And rednecks have been grieving ever since.

Still needs to happen.