One minute everyone is excited for dipping fresh strawberries and banana hunks. The next? Little Chadwick is in the ER with third degree chocolate burns on his nutsack.

I marked out at this. Had to wait until I got home to finsih reading the rest.

More important, anyone who relies on some stupid electric corkscrew is…

THIS. Once Florida elected a super-villain governor, this was bound to happen.

Not sure why you would think that.

Same here. James Spader sang “No Strings On Me” in Avengers, but I didnt know this was a thing!

And he lost the popular vote. He hates that, his supporters hate that.

Winning the electoral vote while LOSING the popular vote IS actually “gaming the system,” and however you feel about it, Trump HATES IT.

Oh my, we ARE fucked, aren’t we?

Trump cares. Trump cares a LOT. He lost to Clinton and only got the Presidency by gaming the system.

Never let them forget they lost the popular vote.

And rednecks have been grieving ever since.

I’m cool with this though.

Maybe he’ll do a tour to support it! (Denial ain’t just a river in Egypt. )

Just the Preamble.

True, but without Twitter, how would we know?

Trump was endorsed by the American Nazi Party. That makes her a Nazi.

If she were a fraction of the super-villain that the Right thinks she is, she would never have lost.

This. Now that the president-elect has stated that there were MILLIONS of fraudulent votes, best to check.

Kudos for this. Ever word of it is a stone cold fact.

I would like to mention that none of Trump’s blatant conflicts of interest, I mean, ZERO, came up during the election.

I totally LOLed here. Even trying to apply logic is maddening.