I was just listening to many versions of Hallelujah on YouTube just the other night. All brilliant, but he owned it forever.

“Rural America has been hammer fucked for years now with zero help from liberals.”

Fundamentally, most of Trump’s voters last night have absolutely no fucking idea what they voted for. We didn’t tell them.

And in that whole time, Trump is the first person to speak to them directly and promise to address their issues.

“I don’t care what he does. I don’t care if it’s bad for me. I want Obamacare gone and the illegals deported and Trump is gonna do that.”

The House would have to vote for impeachment - this will never happen while they are majority GOP.

Christ.

THIS. Thank you.

So you’re saying that we lost the election because we weren’t nice enough to racists?

They could have put someone likeable up

Fuck those people until the end of time.

The latter, indeed.

what has many of the residents in love with them is that the teachers are not able to unionize.

“Behind every great fortune there is a great crime.”

So, Bobby, you want to talk about the whole “I don’t drive” thing? As a fellow “not a driver”...I need a friend.

Bravo.

This kind of nonsense is why I resolve to have one LESS conversation per day. It’s already saved my life.

Um, “Daddy Lessons”. Otherwise, ::fistbump::.

She’s not a country music singer,

This, right here. And I hope the CMA folks felt the burn.