I think all Targets do that. We’ve wound up in maternity more times than I can count.

All while tweaking on uppers.

Hillary and David totally have an off-camera thing. No doubt in my mind.

Allison Janney is in this?

Exactly. 30 years is a nice LONG ttime between versions.

“Round up the usual suspects,” indeed.

Sounds like he’s being bankrolled.

Nom?

Bye Felicia.

“gold-tipped mucus plug”

I think things will end badly for her.

but the idea that “I won’t let my kid go to a gun house” is alarmist.

“The occasional horrific civilian massacre is just the price the rest of us have to pay. Over and over again, apparently.”

What are the chances of your child being killed by a gun during a playdate, and how does that compare to the likelihood of other playdate deaths?

Totally my jam, too.

I can recite the Preamble, but this is what I’m hearing:

He paid roughly $200 million in “hush money” to at least 20 different individuals.

Here in the Texas/Oklahoma areas, the ONLY redeeming qualities of a road trip is the ability to make your stops at newish chains like Buc-ees and Love’s for your coffee/food/gas/toilet needs. Extremely decent coffee all around. Last couple of years we haven’t had to stop at any place shady any more, and thank the…

There’s no real way to dial down the Nicole Kidman hotness (well, now that she’s recovered from that unfortunate botox experiment).

All the other ladies hate her because their husbands (and their sons) STILL like her.