(Let’s not mention either that TV Billy Batson was like, 35, or something.)

Good god the crap we had to watch to get our superhero fix :(

They can do that now! This could happen! SQUEEEE...(THUD).

They have to bring her back - they spent too much money on her TOTALLY BITCHIN’ leather gear!

Happened quite a few times.

That’s SEVEN MOVIES that YOU think are “any great (or even very good)”. How many movies would it take before he’s “alright”?

Totally my jam, too.

I can recite the Preamble, but this is what I’m hearing:

He paid roughly $200 million in “hush money” to at least 20 different individuals.

Here in the Texas/Oklahoma areas, the ONLY redeeming qualities of a road trip is the ability to make your stops at newish chains like Buc-ees and Love’s for your coffee/food/gas/toilet needs. Extremely decent coffee all around. Last couple of years we haven’t had to stop at any place shady any more, and thank the…

Eva Green doing child care can’t be anything but terrifying. Can’t wait.

There’s no real way to dial down the Nicole Kidman hotness (well, now that she’s recovered from that unfortunate botox experiment).

All the other ladies hate her because their husbands (and their sons) STILL like her.

“We have gone through moments in our history before when we acted out of fear, and we came to regret it. We have seen our government mistreat our fellow citizens, and it has been a shameful part of our history.”

Good to know - STILL EFFING COOL THO.

Goldblum’s been cast as the Grandmaster in the next Thor movie.

it’s clear that they’ll hire Alex Desert for the role.

U sound mad that them browns and wimmins are gittin uppity. U mad, bro?

Ok. Ok. Goddammit.

And that was DAY ONE of his campaign.