Beacuse she worked her ass off for it. See the vid.

Boobs.

If I looked that good now, I’d be nekkid all day long

Blah, blah, blah, design...

Natalie Portman and her group of .... scientists?

It is a Photoshop, but one so awesome it took on a life of its own.

He brews his own, too.

Republicans are, indeed, counting on the ignorance of their base (and most of the rest of the electorate). Seems to be a good strategy, too - they are still in business, after all.

Put it in a museum? Fine...

We don’t want to miss any dialog, after all - IT’S SO HARD TO HEAR!

Us Olds just watch TV unironically.

At what point do you get to declare yourself an old, like what age?

I’ve probably been here longer than you have, chuckles, and Molly Ivins, who was a better person than you will EVER BE, once said about the Texas lege:

Texas legislature is too damn smart

Not doing too bad:

Yep, vinyl buyers will definitely not mind paying for premium product.

U mad?

Right, it might have been just an example of his thought processes for Watson.

So they can praise him, of course.

I’m reading through some early Archer stories now, and man, that guy can NEVER see a sucker punch coming.