I was. By god, I was.

Does this asshole have a rule about not putting the sandwiches in a bag, too. I hate that they do that.

I can beleive that someone get antsy about leaving their crockpot running unwatched.

I’ve read the stories, and I know I’m going to be AMAZED if any of them get Pinkham’d.

Exactly why I asked - thank you!

So, she had a shitload of “Islamic” clients? Reminds me of the gay-hating pizzeria - so Teh Gheys were demanding your pizza at weddings? Really?

On Monday, November 16, CBS originally planned to air episodes of Supergirl and NCIS: Los Angeles that tackled terrorist-related subject matter.

Like literally running into punches.

We told you Holly Holm was no match for Ronda Rousey, and the challenger made us look like idiots tonight in Melbourne as Holm knocked out Rousey a minute into the second round with a head kick —ripping the title from who we previously considered the world’s most dominant athlete.

One more of the Knob Creek and I won’t know the difference anyway.

Nope. That’s why I bought a bottle of bourbon.

Better Frida Kahlo than Ayn Rand.

This is the most incredible graphic I’ve ever seen on the Internet. Of course, that could be the whiskey talking.

On a separate note...my people my people.

Just sayin’

Rousey is without question the most overrated fighter in the history of the world.

Yes to bourbon.

but I’m honestly hard-pressed to think of a Buddhist terrorist event.

I remember when I first heard the word “terrorist” - it was the IRA setting off bombs in London. I still see that most terrorism protocols date from that time.

I’ve heard ‘Trump is a plant who isn’t actually serious about running’ theories before but its always been of the ‘he’s a Democratic mole’ variety.