I convinced my dad to take me to see the first Star Wars movie at the Loews Astor Plaza in Manhattan in 1976. My 15 year old mind was blown at the first view of the Star Destroyer. My Dad got a good nap in.

You are my hero.

You are my hero.

My wife wraps hers wth colored tape to keep people at her job from stealing them. Then comes home and tries to steal mine.

My wife wraps hers wth colored tape to keep people at her job from stealing them. Then comes home and tries to steal…

Pilot Precise 0.5.

Pilot Precise 0.5.

If it means we get more Burneko Foodspin posts over at Kitchenette, then I approve. You hear me, Pinkham?

Just refuse to feed the horrible little mutant.

Now stopping in Oklahoma, that’s something I have not done.

Our boss just sat there gape-mouthed at this awful human she willingly employed AS A CUSTOMER SERVICE SPECIALIST.

Remember - if they treat their servers bad, they will, eventually, treat YOU bad. True in dating, relationships, and work.

but I don’t know the guy real well, and didn’t feel like starting an argument with a…

Mmm. pico.

Well done.

a Japanese toilet,

I thought they all ended like that.

I’m positive that Hildy was responsible for this mess. (And if not, she would have wanted to be.) Straight-up vandalism.

She was indeed dreadful. I hated every design she did, and some were positively enraging, like sticks and straw on the walls.

So that’s bad, then, is what you’re saying...

a) QDoba? Never heard of it.

Get permission. That’s all they have to do - get permission, and they never do. You would think, after all these years, there’s a campaign manager that knows this basic fact.

Word.