THIS.

Now explain to me why a waiter NEEDS over $20 an hour to survive and a teacher can babysit and educate brats while buying classroom supplies with their own money, on about $15 an hour.

Barbie shoes are worse. (I had three daughters.)

Here’s the first picture of Renee Zellweger in the role.

“...My pleasure pillows are purely for my husband now.”

She means it, too. Have you ever SEEN the way Helen looks at her husband (Taylor Hackford) in public? (The first one is frankly lustful.) She’s delighted to save those beauties for him. Whatever he’s doing for her, he’s doing it right.

Well, sure ...NOW. How about back before they all moved in?

Well, if it wasn’t for masturbation, I wouldn’t have a marriage.

But maybe it’s different because I’m a guy. I don’t wanna see my girl watching porn and masturbating.

Too often, well-intentioned dudes stubbornly thrust away at women during sex, hoping they’ll burst into spontaneous orgasm so long as they keep at it and try to avoid the faux pas of finishing first.

Do you feel better now? Because it’s NOT A SECRET that the Vatican and the RC Church were notably shitty during WWII.

Somebody had to have said it ONCE, right?

Latkes? I want. Is there any applesauce?

As slow-moving as many stories in the 1960s and 1970s were, they were almost always about the slowness of exploring a brand new scary situation.

They were always cool.

the Doctor doesn’t even hesitate before trying to give Davros a jolt of his Time Lord regeneration energy, to pep him up so he can stay alive a little longer. (Let’s not get into how many other people have been at death’s door over the years, whom the Doctor chose not to help in this way. It’s a story. Whatever.)

Handw…

My fifteen-year-old self would have been all about the Snookie trashiness.

It wasn’t skin, so much - it was this thing:

Yes, they shouldn’t be allowed in public without seeing all of those, especially “Stripes”.

Not just movies - the literature is rife with it.

“Porn, prostitution, pimps, the Mob, after-hours nightlife, institutional corruption, and New York in its Wild West heyday—it’s a world rich in character, and a fascinating story we’re eager to tell.”