Straight-up super-villain.

As you can see Liberal outlets like Gawker Media dismiss republican candidates as bible thumping, war-mongering whites,

There, that’s better.

I easily find Rick Santorum chatting with Chris Matthews.

WHY does this keep happening? WTF is Santorum tied to that he keeps getting interviews and running campaigns? Who hates their fellow citizens SO MUCH that they keep financing this asshole to run camapigns?*

*a) I know, I know.

Hey you.

End of the line for me, I’m sure. 54, short, fat, black, and I talk funny. The last woman to love me is the last one, and now that she’s lost interest, we’re just roommates.

He’s already shown pretty much full disregard for the law

Sanctimommies rage over this sort of thing.

He DGAF about Republicans any more, but Michelle will still give him a piece of her mind for it.

I see what you did there.

I remember those relationships where I actually tried to maintain an “open line of communication” complete with “honesty”.

Those were the worst.

If you acquire enough scandal, you eventually become scandal-proof.

The last couple of decades of Republicans seriously screwed themselves attacking the Clintons on utter bullshit day after day. Everyone now knows that now even if a Republican “finds” something, it’s nothing at all, and we all stop listening.

Hell,…

Many, many thanks - it never even dawned on me to LOOK.

with Trevor Noah in charge,

Lots of family photos, little T-Rex arms.

My wife and I are small people with little T-Rex arms. it’s impossible for us to get everyone in a picture without a selfie stick and I love them.

My wife, Thai by birth, Nebraska raised by the grace of God, insists on raw hamburger as a snack. A decade together and I still haven’t stopped being horrified.

GIVE IT TO ME NOW.

i learned how to make my own gyro meat at home because it’s better.

“fluttering love wallet”