it was a masterpiece of metaphor and allegory.

The Matrix is just a bit silly, and you have to wonder if the A.I.s were just sort of bored and did this as a practical joke. “Oh, sure, yeah, we’re using you as—snarf—batteries. That’s what we’re doing. Heh.”

He who controls the spice, controls the universe. The spice must flow.

Isn’t sodomy non-consensual by definition?

“Unkempt” is exactly my thinking.

(I’m not sure I’ll ever be able to switch her name to Daisy in my head, she’s Skye god damn it)

I easily find Rick Santorum chatting with Chris Matthews.

WHY does this keep happening? WTF is Santorum tied to that he keeps getting interviews and running campaigns? Who hates their fellow citizens SO MUCH that they keep financing this asshole to run camapigns?*

*a) I know, I know.

Hey you.

Chalk it up to me feeling like an asshole today

Flash and Buck gave us no way in, while Kirk is a real wish-fulfillment: he has become what we’d all like to become, confident and charismatic, even though he started out just like us.

End of the line for me, I’m sure. 54, short, fat, black, and I talk funny. The last woman to love me is the last one, and now that she’s lost interest, we’re just roommates.

He’s already shown pretty much full disregard for the law

Sanctimommies rage over this sort of thing.

He DGAF about Republicans any more, but Michelle will still give him a piece of her mind for it.

I see what you did there.

I remember those relationships where I actually tried to maintain an “open line of communication” complete with “honesty”.

Those were the worst.

If you acquire enough scandal, you eventually become scandal-proof.

The last couple of decades of Republicans seriously screwed themselves attacking the Clintons on utter bullshit day after day. Everyone now knows that now even if a Republican “finds” something, it’s nothing at all, and we all stop listening.

Hell,…

This was the start of my lifelong Steenburgen crush.

Any way to get it, it’s a better choice of a waste of time than Survivor, is my point... (I’m the hater here, I know.)

Angelina Jolie really does look very lithe.