My wife and I are small people with little T-Rex arms. it’s impossible for us to get everyone in a picture without a selfie stick and I love them.

My wife, Thai by birth, Nebraska raised by the grace of God, insists on raw hamburger as a snack. A decade together and I still haven’t stopped being horrified.

GIVE IT TO ME NOW.

i learned how to make my own gyro meat at home because it’s better.

“fluttering love wallet”

Why are you not writing them? There’s good money in that.

Highland Scoundrels,

He can try as much as he wants, but his party ID will never ever let those guys vote for him.

I agree with you on both movies.

Ok.

I’m not in love with Cruise as a person, but he’s got old-style movie charisma and he does truly work his ass off in a role.

Right click, save as

Not for nothing, but I am completely in love with Ilana (character, not the actor - I don’t know her) and I am much, MUCH too old for that to be a thing. (Ilana is completely in love with Abbi, so YAY ABBI, too.)

I continue to struggle with the fact that several of the republican candidates are so clearly brilliant (Jindal- Rhodes Scholar, Cruz- brilliant legal mind, Carson- literally a brain surgeon) but are so, so stupid.

Anybody that puts the welfare of there fellow human beings aside to adhere to some primitive puritanical ideology is dealing with some serious cognitive dissonance.

So the words “disproportionate response” mean nothing to you? Good to know.

THIS IS MOTORWEEK!

At least smokers know they have to go OUTSIDE now. Chewers are horrible.

Thing is, this friend isn’t dumb.

By all indications, the only person on Earth who seems to hate Republicans more than I do, is Trump, so this makes sense. (That doesn’t make us friends, or me a fan.)