Luckily that bowl of gumbo is too good for the likes of you. You’d have to slap your mother afterwards for raising you so badly.

and i agree that red beans and rice with a side of beignets trumps chicken and waffles.

Anthony Hopkins and Jessica Lange are both stellar in it.

Julie Taymor’s Titus

With all the focus on barbecue and whatnot, it’s easy to overlook that chicken & waffles might be the American South’s single greatest gift to human culinary civilization.

I thought for a moment that she fell asleep, until one of the kids threw a handful of captain crunch at her and she started to gently vibrate.

This I did not know.

Looks like someone stole all the money.

And fuck Prince for even beginning to draw that analogy.

when I heard about what he did to some of his protégés...

You might not remember when Prince changed his name to a symbol. It was because his contract wouldn’t let him use his own name without them getting paid. They also kept all of his master recordings for many years - he’s only recently liberated both them and his name as a trademark.

Smooth.

Oh, my - that’s thoroughly revolting. Great job?

Apparently there is no cussing in and/or around Taco Bell.

They try, but not on the same scale as Republicans.

Off topic: Captain Janeway is an awesome captain! F**k the haters.

(Inserts GIF of Kortney Olson crushing a watermelon with her thighs.)

No argument here. My wife got the “have a glass of wine and relax” response. (She hasn’t got enough of a sex drive to argue the point. Sigh.) I must have the only doctor who HATES prescribing the blue pill to men.

THE WAR ON THE PIXIE CUT MUST END. It’s hot, goddammit!

Goddammit, do I have to watch a superhero movie?