New York Times writer Maureen Dowd reported

Because hope springs eternal, basically.

NOT ALL PANDAS LIKE POPCORN

You have to watch the entire fight in slow motion. Rousey was moving like The Flash!

Well said.

OR, she can retire (someday) undefeated, like the CHAMPION that she is, and keep ALL the moneys.

Sometimes Gaga is just too fabulous for words. This is one of those times.

I should have opened with “To him:”, but the Rueben is indeed the source of all that is good. (Naturally, Subway doesn’t sell one.)

Customer: “I want a sandwich on wheat bread.”

I came here to say the same thing. Hiking is nice (no, it isn’t), but, male or female, why meet a stranger somewhere that it’s EASY TO HIDE YOUR BODY?

That comic is breaking my heart. I shouldn’t be tearing up at Penny Arcade!

the punchline is literally “lol penis”

Now if only Oglaf was clean enough to run every week. ;)

The problem with suspension of disbelief is when they try SO HARD to keep things realistic and based in science

I just saw Matthew Lillard on a Food Network cooking show. HE HAS GRAY HAIR.

I’m not really interested in having sex with someone over 50 in most cases

Did someone say “narwhals”?

Fucking Kinja won’t let me star you,

Sure, let me get this high-pressure hose.

Amen.