I should have opened with “To him:”, but the Rueben is indeed the source of all that is good. (Naturally, Subway doesn’t sell one.)

Customer: “I want a sandwich on wheat bread.”

I came here to say the same thing. Hiking is nice (no, it isn’t), but, male or female, why meet a stranger somewhere that it’s EASY TO HIDE YOUR BODY?

That comic is breaking my heart. I shouldn’t be tearing up at Penny Arcade!

the punchline is literally “lol penis”

Now if only Oglaf was clean enough to run every week. ;)

The problem with suspension of disbelief is when they try SO HARD to keep things realistic and based in science

I just saw Matthew Lillard on a Food Network cooking show. HE HAS GRAY HAIR.

I’m not really interested in having sex with someone over 50 in most cases

Did someone say “narwhals”?

Fucking Kinja won’t let me star you,

Sure, let me get this high-pressure hose.

Amen.

Good lord. That dress. Someone find her a supersuit.

I know! But I’m bratty and want a black superheroine now!

OK slightly disappointing I can work with that it will still be on tv..nope CW Seed..

My friend is so tech-challened, that I’ve spent HOURS explaing her mp3 player to her. God help me if she ever gets a smartphone.

I just got finished frying catfish, and this made me hungry all over again.

I will keep that in mind.

where ppl just do drugs and bone.