I just saw Matthew Lillard on a Food Network cooking show. HE HAS GRAY HAIR.

I’m not really interested in having sex with someone over 50 in most cases

Did someone say “narwhals”?

Fucking Kinja won’t let me star you,

Sure, let me get this high-pressure hose.

Amen.

Good lord. That dress. Someone find her a supersuit.

I know! But I’m bratty and want a black superheroine now!

OK slightly disappointing I can work with that it will still be on tv..nope CW Seed..

My friend is so tech-challened, that I’ve spent HOURS explaing her mp3 player to her. God help me if she ever gets a smartphone.

I just got finished frying catfish, and this made me hungry all over again.

I will keep that in mind.

where ppl just do drugs and bone.

Haters gonna hate.

THIS.

Jennifer Lopez was only an approximation.

M.A.C heard their pleas loud and clear, and have announced “M.A.C. Selena,” a multi-product collection, to be released in the second half of 2016.

As the article noted Sinead has long been seriously cranky, with an aggro streak. All true.

He’s at “about to drink my own piss” level of thirst.

the many, many people employed by private insurers and would also have had serious negative economic effects.