I know I’m showing up late (why is this never on the Jez front page until late?), but THIS...

Vanilla bean. They want vanilla bean frappucinos.

He was raised in Hawaii, you know. Perfectly legit to put it there.

Person of Interest, my favorite show ever.

(I feel like gaggle isn’t right for teenage girls. A flock? A murder? A murder.)

Kee-rist.

Google here I come lol

They’re both bad, and they both need some solution. It’s not either/or.

I have seen a lot of hate on social media towards Swift for this statement,

Your grandmom had it goin’ on, too, in that tweedy British way. (Were they British?)

the stinking pile that was Artpop.

I like to think she got a massive-ass divorce settlement and sunk it into a nice piece of dirt like that. Given the backstory, she deserved it.

You must be new here.

OK girls and guys, we’re one week away from HEAVEN.

I’m surprised she’s actually heterosexual. I’ve always thought she’d have come out by now.

And that house is real estate porn.

Is that your takeaway here? ‘K.

I’m a 5’4” male, invisible to tall females, and I hate to see tall women slouching or being any less than their glorious selves. Stand up and don’t let tinier bastards grind you down!

I’m sorry I don’t live there (or have any intention of ever visiting, ever)

Amber Rose talks wistfully of her time as a stripper as if it were summer camp memories.

Aw.