They’re both bad, and they both need some solution. It’s not either/or.

I have seen a lot of hate on social media towards Swift for this statement,

Your grandmom had it goin’ on, too, in that tweedy British way. (Were they British?)

the stinking pile that was Artpop.

I like to think she got a massive-ass divorce settlement and sunk it into a nice piece of dirt like that. Given the backstory, she deserved it.

You must be new here.

OK girls and guys, we’re one week away from HEAVEN.

I’m surprised she’s actually heterosexual. I’ve always thought she’d have come out by now.

And that house is real estate porn.

Is that your takeaway here? ‘K.

I’m a 5’4” male, invisible to tall females, and I hate to see tall women slouching or being any less than their glorious selves. Stand up and don’t let tinier bastards grind you down!

I’m sorry I don’t live there (or have any intention of ever visiting, ever)

Amber Rose talks wistfully of her time as a stripper as if it were summer camp memories.

Aw.

“This week, on the Subject 7 Chronicles...”

If you try to knock me you’ll get mocked
I’ll stir fry you in my wok
Your knees’ll start shaking and your fingers pop
Like a pinch on the neck of from Mr. Spock

I’d vote for Voldemort over Donald Trump.

Why choose the lesser evil?

especially myself, for enjoying that trash so much.

I’ve long been a deacon in the Church of Madonna (pre-Evita), so that clip was balm to my soul.

sort of miss you, Houston

I remember when The Gap first opened and their main market niche was that they were the only store that sold Levis. They stopped selling Levis decades ago.