Wonder how she thinks they get pickles.

a place that rhymes with Flapple Keys

I wasn’t clear on that, and you make a good point.

And here I was thinking I’ve seen every pony variation.

Completely true - I see your point and I retract mine.

soldiers making the “uhhhh—uuuuuuuuuuh” noise of terror whilst staring wide-eyed at an enemy they’d fought many, many times before.

I can’t even describe how wonderful this essay makes me feel. And old. I feel very very old.

Texas.

Limes are usually 7 or 8 for a dollar. Just the kind of mistake you’d make when you don’t know how to budget shop, and you find yourself sucking on limes for a day or two.

At worst, she’s ludicrously self-absorbed, rather than actively making the world a worse place like Michelle Malkin.

There is no alternate world where Malkin is right about anything. None. And she’s wrong here.

Why the fuck do fast food workers deserve $15 an hour?

Either that, or launches out the back for short strafing runs.

Religious freedom!

So, Rumer Willis is currently in the “smoking hot” phase of her regular rotation? (She goes from “odd” to “adorable” to sizzling” and back on a regular basis.)

Hillary has a real couple in her video. Republicans counter with people from stock photography. Really. They make it too easy.

If she gets the Democratic nomination, I’ll vote for her and I’ll be happy to do it. I’d rather fight the Hillary wing of the Democratic Party IN OFFICE than any Republican for anything, ever.

How does that make her better than Jeb Bush?

If we want viable third parties in this country, we need to start by electing them to fucking city council. Get them in control of a state or two. Get them to be a presence in congress. Then we can talk about a third party president.

Vote for the Republican, then.