I know this will just fucking thrill you, but Walmart (of all places) actually has button-down shirts for those of us with boobs. They have a double-layer button system with the regular looking buttons on the outside and tiny buttons inside that are spaced in between the outside buttons. Result? The shirt doesn't gape…

THIRDING.

I'm pretty sure I love you.

Hey! I have found my people! I have always had super-low blood pressure (have been kicked out of a blood donation center for having too low of a pressure to donate) and when I don't get enough salt I fall asleep in inappropriate places - whee!

For real. I had to sit here for a second and think my way through someone who claims to have practiced Wicca for two fucking decades but says it is a belief system that allows for sex with animals. What an asshole.

Excuse you? What are you, some ground-grunt bullet-catcher from the Army? How dare you denigrate the Chair Force!!! It's the country club of the military!

You are a dick fungus.

Ha, ha! ALS. He has been given a few years to live.

Oh, just STFU. It wasn't harsh to dog owners or dog lovers (of which I am one - Team Dog 4Evar!) it was describing a very particular *ahem* breed of dog owner and their well-known assholery. And it very specifically did not criticize all Christians, or all Mid-Westerners. Just the fucking assholes who think…

I just thought of something. I think the reason I have never heard anyone use the term 'Great Plains States' is because we call them "fucking flatlanders".

Oooooh, burn

Hear, hear! I have never heard of the Great Plains in anything other than a historical context. I live in Denver, and everything in the direction that is flat is The East Coast.

This was my takeaway for the day.

I MISS LINDY.

Yeah, but that's because Frances was mostly raised by her grandparents, and only recently came to good terms with her mother. So despite Courtney constantly talking about her and referring to her, there wasn't really much of a relationship.

I'm down. I live about 20 minutes away from Azucar.

Well, to be fair, not everyone lives in a place where this is common. I would have my mind fucking BLOWN if I saw this happen where I live. (Denver) I just don't see that kind of overt hatred/racism on any kind of regular basis. When I lived in Louisiana, before I moved here? Different fucking story.

AMEN.

See, I'm getting the sense that you are actually really good at non-verbal communication, because you are fucking spot-on. This dude makes me want to curl up in a ball and cry in my closet.

ISWYDT.