It's not just about the movie, its about your irrational hatred of women in certain roles.

I would totally watch a Sigourney Weaver as-she-is-now action movie. If all the other old farts still get to make them, why not her?

No, but that guy is on the current show The Librarians, and he was in Leverage, which is over and available for binge-watching on Netflix. By the way, his name is Christian Kane, and he is also a musician and singer. He comes from a small town in OK where some of my relatives live, and I hear he is very chill in…

You are an absolute fucking moron (that was quantum physics, bitch) and no one is sorry to see you go.

I only have a Bachelor's in Biology, but I CONCUR with my esteemed fellow science nerd.

Hahahahaa - so true. And couldn't you just hear the sexually frustrated Nice Guy rising out of his word-vomit? Ugh. Dude, I don't even know you but I can guarantee I would not fuck you.

Then you aren't paying attention to the very thing your attention was called to - the comments made by men to the women daring to express their sexual desires. You are fucking clueless, and it quite frankly scares me.

I cannot star this enough. Brilliant.

If you can't put it into words, no one on the planet has even the tiniest hope of being able to give it to you.

Listen to the wise words of Cowboy Mouth: "I might love you, yeah, but I love me more."

No, but it does sound like you have no fucking idea what Borderline Personality Disorder is.

You absolute fucking waste of oxygen, there is NO REASON NO REASON EVER to replace a cane with a pool noodle for two fucking miserable weeks. A pool noodle is not strong enough, firm enough to be used as a navigation aid for TWO FUCKING WEEKS you reeking dick fungus. This is a child, not one of your asshole friends…

You don't wish for someone to accept/be given consequences or anything, but you want these fucking gaping assholes to somehow magically act differently. You are part of the problem, moron.

You're an idiot. You seriously think there are women who aren't being silenced? Women who can't speak out without facing horrible consequences, and so remain silent? Go fuck yourself.

I hope one day you can see just what a gaping asshole you are being right now. I doubt it will happen, but I hope nonetheless.

I cannot star this enough. Kinja won't let me.

ICE CREAM IS NOT STUPID! WHAT ARE YOU - MENTAL?

That's because you're busy with your head stuck up your ass.

That isn't the power gap she was talking about, dummy. A housewife is an acknowledged and presumably equal partner in a marriage, and has legal recourse if the husband tries to just throw her out of the house. Also, moving in with an established partner because you suffer a temporary setback is equally not the same…

I appreciate the opportunity to watch you lose your shit over this. It was just a little shit, a teeny tiny turd, really, but it was just a little glorious.