I propose a Jalopnik Political Party- If elected, first order of buisness:

Fixed that lead image for you.

Yes yes, we know we know... Saabs are awesome.

900's for durability is like flipping a coin. It's either going to go 250,000 with almost zero maintenance or it'll go 60,000 before every electronic on it dies. But the SPG, that is one of the most fun drives, like an old Scirocco and Jag had a Euromut together. Would always recommend every gear head drive a 900…

A 9^5 aero for daily duties and an OG900 for the weekend fun.

I got my first Saab yesterday, a Saab 900C -87 with only 80k km on the clock, a lovely car to say the least!

De Badge all the cars!!

I'm sorry, does that say Elite? That's a trim level? Is it included in the irony package? Could anything be less elite than a Honda Odyssey?

If presented with the exact same situation I react the exact same with with one exception. I dial 911 as I run over anyone in my way to get my family out of danger.

Because Darwin told him to do it!

“No biker became aggressive with the driver after the incident,” said Mr. Towles, who belongs to a Brooklyn motorcycle club. “People were just trying to find out what just happened.”

We, BRZ owners, are much more civilized than those immature FR-S drivers.

Modern interior, gear selector from 1980. Cause a Jaguar style knob on the center console would have been too difficult. Fail.

And as everyone who's seen The Lion King knows, hyenas are assholes.

No shit. I really wanted to be on this guys side, but his admitted lack of awareness and poor decision making does not in any way support the theory that more power is safer. All he has done is indicate that he has shitty judgment.

Focus ST! Who doesn't love a hot hatch and this one is the best of a good lot. Nice styling, plenty of oomph, functional as all hell, it has everything you want in a car for a competitive price.

Fortunately no, but that hat screams Ken Block to me probably because I have seen him wear them. It wouldn't surprise me if Tanner did too.

I just really detest straight brim(switchback?) hats.

I was riding my bicycle last summer and four teenagers passed me about six inches away yelling at me out the window like asswads. They were so proud of themselves that they immediately rear-ended a guy in brand new Dodge Challenger SRT. He was a very large and very angry Italian man. I stuck around and waiting for the…