No mention of Tito Francona either, and he’s maybe the best reason to Root for the Indians in the Playoffs.

If I were he, my entire family would disown me for telling this story every 45 minutes.

Gotta be more sanitary than the public pools.

So what they are saying is that if you can fill it up without using a hydrant... game on.

I don’t think it’s a bit much. For example, I would probably still watch The Daily Show if she’d replaced Jon Stewart instead of that no-talent ass-clown that is currently ruining that show.

Everything is a social issue. Everything is a damn crusade. There’s thinking something is wrong, and then there’s endless grandstanding.

She’d actually be really good on Comedy Central.

Katie Nolan needs to be mentioned the next time a late night network gig comes available. She is a damn national treasure.

I think it’s a mistake to treat this as an either-or, i.e. either you embrace racism or you embrace political correctness. It can be true that Trump openly panders to bigots *while at the same time being true* that a segment of our culture is extremely trigger happy in labeling people as bigots of one sort or another,…

finally we have skip’s take on lebron: that he’s not as good as Jordan. I’m so glad he’s been unshackled from the censure of ESPN to deliver us this spicy take.

Because they shook hands at the end of the video instead of busting a cap in each other

You were taking notes on your phone in a movie theater? You are not a bad mom, just a bad person.

Definitely getting my Kanes confused, but at least I see I’m not the only one

How long until he’s a Dallas Cowboy?

• I believe the defending NBA champs should wear championship belts to every game.
  

Ooooooooh those fuckers.

It’s crazy, until you remember that Mozgov signed for 4/$64 M.

I think part of the donation was confusion when Jordan called his finance guy and said, “Hey, put a million on Black for me...thanks”

Shoulda taken the guy who smoked weed in a gas mask.