Exit polls? After 99% of polls were completely wrong leading up to last night. And we’re supposed to take exit polls as a viable source?

Seven states that voted Barack in 2008 and 2012 voted Trump last night. All of these people suddenly became white supremacists?

But still, that doesn’t give Trump any more votes. People who voted Johnson were maybe going to vote for Trump, but definitely wouldn’t vote for Hillary. At least, that’s what I’ve perceived. If you voted Johnson and are mad that Trump won, you’re an idiot. On the other hand, if you voted Johnson, you’re probably…

God forbid Jez mentions that.

Or, all the Johnson voters would’ve voted for Trump anyway...

Exactly. The mainstream media (i feel like i need a tinfoil hat saying that, but it’s becoming more and more apparent), including the Jez family, just tells you that Johnson helped seal a victory for Trump, hoping we’d all just believe it.

Wouldn’t people voting for Johnson take away from Trump’s votes? Why is it assumed that if these people hadn’t voted for Johnson, they would’ve voted for Hillary?

Donny’s said he’ll leave it up to the states

White suburban kids’ jobs got shipped away to other countries? So white suburban kids worked in Ford plants, is what you’re saying?

He just spent a year and a half constantly campaigning. And sit-downs with Trudeau are gonna do him in?

You’ll be fine.

First of all, the only reason the Jezebel staff is able to live in hip New York neighborhoods is because of things like stop and frisk. Read about how much of a dump NYC was in the 70s and 80s and then ask yourself why it got better.

Hey, bruh, it’s okay that you’re white.

You can’t stereotype a group of individuals based on their profession. Textbook bigotry.

Way to stereotype, bigot

I say remove the logo solely for the reason little white Lindsey Adler can look in the mirror and say to herself, “You Lindsey. You have done good in this world. You’ve saved lives, Lindsey. You are the great White Hope these people have been waiting for. Too bad you weren’t around in the 1800s, Lindsey. You coulda…

That’s a weird thing to say, but ok

There are 35,225 people at the Indians game tonight. You found one autistic-looking kid dressed like Chief Wahoo. You found one girl, who might as well be a pimple on my ass cheek because she’s just as meaningless, and her tweet, and you found of a lighthearted T-shirt celebrating the success of two Cleveland sports…

I like Chicago. I like the Cubs. I watched Family Matters as a child. But it’s the Year of the Cleve, baby.

Take it easy, Toledo