They are stenographers. I am a stenographer, but I don't do closed captioning, I do court reporting in the courts. The reason you see an error like this is because they are stroking multiple keys at once at anywhere between 225-350 words per minute, and sports captioning is incredibly difficult because of the…

What? No, Mars has the best theme.

I already posted this, but I'm posting again. The Parking Lot Movie is a documentary that follows parking lot attendants in Charlottesville (and features an interview with former attendant James McNew, now of Yo La Tengo). Here's the opening dialog from the trailer:

I hope his motor is okay!

While you argued over the color of a dress, 500 cats died of feline leukemia.

It's great that all these proud Duke Alumni are eager to support their team.

Nice, although a "Compare" button would be nice right? Just to see what games you have in common and which ones are multiplayer. Would make for an easy way to choose a game you can all play together.

Similar to this, I just recently started "favoriting" games... right click on game in library list, then select "add to favorites."

Honestly, before I play each time, I watch the opening. Gets me pumped for the experience.

Pat Riley Just got away with Getting Goran Dragic for the equivalent of a 1983 Chevrolet Chevette and power rangers on laser disc

Vote: The Fucking Weather

I was going to recommend this method. I really like it because it comes really close to the real thing.

"THAT'S TOTALLY UNFAIR HIRING SOMEONE WHO WORKED WITH THE KID BEFORE THE COMBINE!!"

Just like Deadspin to tear down a guy like Jones. You guys are always looking for the fault in our stars.

Yep, I'm as good as fired.

First, I'm more excited about this game than any MK since I was a child. MK9's story mode was so damned fun that I can't wait to dig into a new one.

I know you're poking fun at runners in general, but nothing makes me laugh more than a runner with gels or a fluid belt at a 5k.

that's interesting - what is your password? :p