I really don't know why this idea is worth an entire blog post making fun of it? I love workout gear that gives me a place to tuck away my key or chapstick when I go running. And no, I'm not kidding. When it freezing cold outside on a long run, my lips dry out from mouth breathing.

The biggest reason I hate the Jets is because the media thinks that America finds Rex Ryan as interesting as they do. You'll hear some ignorant tease on ESPN like "YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT REX RYAN SAID TODAY!" Well, you know what? Outside of the metropolitan New York area, none of us really give a shit about what…

Now where's the apology for Jezebel's blatant homophobia as they painted gay men as drug users, pedophiles, party hounds, and rapists? This site did a lot of damage to gay men, but all I see is a factual, curt story with no pontification like when this was filed.

My not terrifically educated opinion on Matt Cassel is he pretty much does as well as the talent he is surrounded by. Well, that's the case with all qb's to a degree but you know what I'm saying?

Though only one could be named starter, both Cassel and Bridgewater are pro-moat.

and a hell of a lot more entertaining when Leif Eriksson played.

Given the machinations behind Dempsey's trip to Seattle, doesn't it seem likely that Jones had a hand in picking his destination? Something like, "I'm cool with either Boston or Chicago?"

Gawd. That's such a Stamos thing to do. Classic Stamos.

Alcoholism.

Get over it. We don't need lightning detectors at every event where more than 10 people gather. Shit happens. The likelyhood of getting struck by lightning is like the likelyhood of getting struck by lightning... Practically zero. Every single person is in more danger driving to and from events. If you feel the…

The wife because she was the person making the phone call and that was who this story is about.

"The question is, what did those kids do to provoke getting struck?"

Her mom was a failed human Malibu Stacy. It's learned behavior.

It took me far too long to embrace skinny jeans, since I thought only skinny people could pull them off. But no, every woman can. They can pry my skinny jeans from my cold, dead hands. I'm assuming that since I turned 30 while they were in style, they're the new "mom jeans," meaning I can wear them for the rest of my…

What a waste. All of this water could have been used for an ice bucket challenge.

Unless you fall in.

I have a ground floor apartment in a major U.S. city, sooooooooooooo.... this gives me a full-on case of the "icks" and the "scareds" and the *sobs*

I never understood this either. I worked as a contractor on a military base. There were a lot of married people living on base (houses) and I think the single people lived in the apartments/dorms (I think). There's also the abuse of the money. I once had a guy explain to me that he was "married" to one of his best…

I've actually thought about that. It's all fucked up usage wise. But I like it anyway. I like that non-fans go to the preview to read another team getting shouted at.

Wow, it must suck to have 200 professors publish a letter decrying your mother while you are still a student at the university. This takes humiliation via parent to a whole new level. I bet her son cannot wait to graduate.