The 2 doors was the one to get : 50% less rattles.

You don’t get more value, you just get more crap. I have never needed internet connectivity and web in a car.  I don’t need a fancy touchscreen computer to turn on the heater.  Why should I pay $2k for it?

This one is easy. Cars are lasting longer, and more expensive to buy, so people buy less often. Unless you absolutely have to have the newest safety features, a 10 year old car is going to have the same features as a brand new car.

I had never actually configured one of these before. Wow. A $9,120 option for the diesel. That's quite a step up on a $33,500 base price. (That's just one option. Wow.)

Much cheaper upfront cost and fuel cost

Anyone that says we don’t need border policy or to completely trash the existing system without a realistic replacement is an idiot. No one leaves their door open for anyone to just come in.

I’m black hon.

Yeah, it’s really weird how some people seem to think we can just pull an “open borders” policy out our ass, be literally the only country to do it, and this somehow constitutes a sane immigration outlook. I’d much rather we (a) stopped doing stupid shit around the world to exacerbate pathological migration patterns…

Keeps the tires at the right pressure, for we all know what happens if you are just 1.5psi off.

On the bright side, when you buy a Buick you instantly become 80 years old, so now this guy can qualify for Medicare and all sorts of discounts on white shoes and salad bars. Pretty shrewd financial maneuvering if you ask me.

Spend only $1,800 more in service this month (you will) and you choose:

Correlation isn’t causation. The growth in SUV sales also increases with the adaptation of smart phones that drivers just can’t seem to put down.

Your vanos is fucked, 1000 points.

Fuck, yeah. They’d find me on the flight deck, sitting in the captain’s seat making prop plane noises and surrounded by empty mini bottles. My first words to the rescuers [maintenance folks] would either be “I’ll never get over Macho Grande.” or “Surely, you can’t be serious.”

The way she is moaning about being traumatized and permanently scarred leaves me wondering if this is a scam, and she deliberately hid somehow during disembarking hoping that Ka-ching! Pay day!

When I hear “Florida Car” my mind goes to.....

And just like modern BMWs, they are stuck in the shop with broken sensors that are waiting to be fixed by the manufacturer after being forced to admit they fucked up.

I’ll go ahead and assume blowing the motor at 140k is definitely a con.

Wait, a diesel engine died at 140K?

That’s quite God, especially if you weren’t trying to wring out the best MPG.