McTurtle
McTurtle
McTurtle

Neutral: I only need the necessities, coffee, Fruity Pebbles, smokes and milk. Oh and Faulty Towers. mr. Bean and Keeping Up Appearances on DVD.

Sounds like you have some sand in your vagina too.  Better get that looked at.

Poor, poor baby.

Trust me, you don’t. Also, since the virus is not well understood there’s also the possibility of contracting it more than once. All this because the fucking Chinese gotta eat bats. WHO should hand them an invoice for $50 trillion, maybe then they’d start eating food meant for humans.

Youre so stupid Brad.

Ah yes, This is the article that broke the bending straw. Jalopnik used to feature cool and quirky cars that definitely didn’t meet emission standards, but not a single person cared about that. Jalopnik is no longer about automobiles, its about making fun of people who are passionate about automobiles and being

It’s a pretty mundane experience until that “fasten seatbelt” sign goes off.

...velvet lined Camaro.

My Dad had a 94 SC400. It was sweet. White with tan leather, and the gold emblem package because 90's. That car was his only break from BMW from 1986 until 2012.
Funny thing was, we had 3 kids, but the SC only had two seatbelts in the back. However, the center tunnel was padded. So my dad added a black school-bus

1997 SC400 Some parts can be a little expensive but I absolutely love it. 

Not only that, but I’m also not seeing lower rates for spring or summer travel plans. Just the normal range of fluctuations...

Wasn’t it just the Supra underneath a more stylish suit?

A manual seems very fitting in an interior that looks like it’s from 2008.

Son, America was built on things that are completely pointless, but amazing.

So a Land Rover Discovery??? I thought Ford and Land Rover parted ways?

I mean, cool. Gas has gone down $0.04 in the last month here... Looks like refineries are making out on this though... Cheap feed material and same price out the door.

The bay has been coated in that wax dealers like to add to make everything glisten but that is also so sticky it makes the car a pain to work on.

Lots of traffic here in Houston.

Bradley, Bradley, Bradley......