“I had dreams of fuckin’ Keri Hilson in my Duncans.” I’m picking up what you’re putting down, Bronson.

Also, I love the Slash in “November Rain” homage at the end of the video.

It’s my favorite verse of the year so far.

Not the first game this season where Dunleavy was delivering cheap shots.

I would have a hard time choosing between that one or his slam over Gobert.

John Canzano is a joke, and has had it out for Lillard for some time now. Last year he had columns questioning his decision to do all the All-Star Saturday events and how he couldn’t face the pressure in the upcoming playoffs, and Lillard proved him wrong.

Also, that “Spanish players” thing is clearly a joke from…

Anyone who has seen “Wild Tales” knows the kind of reactions that awful towing companies can generate.

Christ, Bill.

Yup.

And Jimmy Fallon is really bad at hosting The Tonight Show. It's true! He interrupts his guests, and somehow turns every story into something about him. He doesn't get the fundamental point of hosting, so he's the one missing the point.

Whither Happy Fun Ball?

For the record, Damian is 21/6/5 this year for 21.05 PER and Kyrie is 22/5/3 for a 21.64 PER. Both of hit game-winning threes against the other, so hard to say who has the upper hand.

Bill Simmons: Voice of the common sports fan.

It's amazing that even after all these years that the very first cover of the series, Ted Leo performing "Everybody Wants to Rule The World" still ranks as one of the best. But then again, Ted Leo is awesome.

In Holland I was able to buy a Jack and Coke can, and I remember another pre-mixed single serve, but not sure if it was a rum and coke.

Because Oregon is a fictional place. http://uproxx.com/webculture/201…

Sorry to hijack this, but I wanted to mention that The Act of Killing losing out to Twenty Feet From Stardom was a terrible decision. For as much as I love music and learning the stories of these underappreciated voices, as a film it was aimless and does not compare to the power of The Act of Killing.

Also, it's complete bullshit that Birdman wasn't nominated for Best Original Score. It really enhanced the movie and was all I could talk about after seeing it. And yeah, that mediocre song from Selma is going to win, and it's a damn shame because the Glen Campbell song is really good, or hell, give that award to…

Feast will win Animated Short because it's the one from Disney and it's got an easy heart-warming story, but Me and My Moulton or The Dam Keeper would be my preference. As for Live Action Short, The Call is gut-wrenching but it doesn't really earn the emotional investment you put into it; Aya or Parvaneh would be…

...because I still jerk off manually.

...and then he somehow made the free throw after that. Wow.