It's time we take a stand against two-pants policies.

I'm sorry, who is this 'Lin' character?

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"garbled idioms are a diamond dozen"

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Ok, this made me laugh.

I would think that an All-Star like LaMarcus Aldridge leaving a game within the first two minutes with an ankle injury would be a top story, but apparently ESPN thinks otherwise.

Happy Valentine's Day!

How dare you shatter my illusion that Larry King is actually tapping out his wisdom on a phone.

The fact that he lives in Eugene, Oregon may be the least surprising fact ever.

Excellent.

I think in general you'll find guards to be more popular than centers. It's easier to identify with the littler guy (generally speaking) than the giant behemoth. Even a guy with as big a personality as Shaq was never as popular as MJ during his heyday.

And then begging for a RT, because this validates our existence.

Rex Rexroth has to be the worst name I've ever heard, outside of Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo.

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Though I was fooled, Youkilis isn't even Greek. Just look at that physique—I've NEVER seen a Greek man with that much bodyhair and that big of a gut.

So, it's that kind of party...

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