CAN'T WAIT

We're still tragically short on 'Bobert' as well.

Excellent

+1

Trail Blazers are following this story intently, looking for potential tips.

I'm not even sure how this makes sense. Turkey : Cyprus, yes.

Having a considerable distance between oneself and what passes for civilization isn't a bad thing.

How much did you pay for the chunk of his racket,

. "That is horrible. I mean that's tacky. If we would have seen than we could have easily just yelled at the police officers."

I remember visiting my friend at USC and hanging out at a nearby campus bar, overhearing a group of USC girls (with token guys) talking about how "we should one night get in a room, do some roofies, and see what happens."

There is no such thing as "too much" crawfish.

Pretty brilliant.

They tend to get noticed on Deadspin, but on Gawker....[whoooosh]

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"What is it with you people? You're touching each other's nipples, putting your balls in each other's mouths... I just don't understand your generation."

Excellent.

I can't believe he can find a pair of pants to contain those testicles

What a game. Niners deserved it. I hope they take down the Packers at the very least.

I'm pretty sure I was clinically dead for a few minutes there.

OH GOD