Best news I've heard so far this year DUAN:

@I Like Cheap Beer: Sure, "This is Our Country" is a terrible song, but was John Mellencamp ever not a sell-out?

AJ, it's in poor taste to comment on your own articles.

@ClueHeywood: +1

@Gottliebs Cards: God knows I've heard enough from Verne and Gary over the years (and wanted to strangle them both with their own Tebowner) but I give Verne a pass for his superb turn in "Happy Gilmore".

@taco_mailman: A comment that makes you wonder how on earth the commentor was approved is a Sean Marks.

@CarlCarlerson: "BOB SAGET" is still the greatest swear I've ever heard.

@GGear0323: Maybe not. But I know my group of friends, who were in a study group for a Trusts & Estates exam (and weren't exactly watching each play closely), were dumbfounded that no one was prepared for that. I mentioned that with 7 minutes left, the Eagles could risk trying to get the ball back, but I would think…

@ursa: There was a center for eugenics in my town. We always thought the buildings were creepy, but when we found out their history, man, it added a whole other level.

@The CFL Allstar: You'll miss my hoo-ha!

@Walk Off HBP: And the special teams for not being prepared for an onside kick that the whole world knew was coming. Or being unable to tackle.

@Brotherford B. Hayes: Yeah, my friends and I were stunned at that one. That was ridiculous.

@Brotherford B. Hayes: Yeah, I'm pretty sure Dodge was solely responsible for giving up a four-touchdown lead and was the only reason that the entire Giants team could not tackle Jackson on his punt return. Football sure as hell isn't a team sport, I'll tell you wha

@ohmygodtheykilledkennyrogers: I assume everyone is like me and uses the Lays strategy—can't have just one.

A list of the ten athletes you'd like to grab a beer with.

@lauren_jo: Is he taking off his sunglasses, only to reveal another pair of sunglasses?

@shuttledik: That and Black Dynamite were the two funniest movies I saw last year.

@squirrelmstr: Great album, but I was first a fan of (International) Noise Conspiracy.

@EddieSuttons SouthernComfort: Interesting. Guess he didn't want to stick around until Mack Brown left.

@skahammer: Gone Daddy Gone. I'm pretty sure it's a xylophone and not a marimba.