The Tampa Bay Rays: The Mouse That Roared.

@Silent Q: Just finished listening to Peace, Love, Death Metal.

@Nickly: Except that after a while people DIDN'T want to buy them, and they were left with their dicks slapping in the wind when they didn't have a suitable alternative product. They did a great job of reading the market, didn't they?

@Hit Bull Win Steak: Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion!

@MarkKelsosMigraine: Bill Plaschke is perfectly satisfied with his rocket car.

@CJ's Ranch of Death: Because when we take a look at our budget, "payments to doctors" is the source of our entire deficit, or even a fraction of a percent of that. It's really shallow grandstanding, to make a point of I don't know what.

@UkraineNotWeak: The student body is awash in "Free Tony" shirts.

@Steve U: +1

Holy shit, if I hear the P&G treacly music one more time on the NBC stream...

@NotMyFirstRo-Day-O: Meh, I'm renting "Sack Lunch" instead.

@Phintastic: 56? Must have been a bad day at the course for him.

@SportsCentre: Yahtzee!

You did meet a Marlins fan once, he just wasn't going to bring it up because nobody wants to meet a Marlins fan—too much success balanced by too little heartache. We're not going to rub it in people's faces.

@ChampionshipFacial: Which is it, reindeer or moose?

@Richard Starkey: Fagerstrom! I know you're in there!

@timmyintransit: You would think some sort of protocol would have been installed, but that is apparently giving ESPN too much credit

@Jobu's Refill: +1.

I liked the corner's earlier work better.

@Chris Hanson's Axe: What's an MJ?

The people are outraged! Rabble rabble rabble rabble!