Truly, our long national nightmare is over. I can be proud of my alma mater once again.

@That-Dude: Yeah, it's Sterger. She visited a few years back.

@wonderlic—-myballs: You won. a goddamn Super bowl. LAST YEAR. Jesus, it's not like it's your birthright.

Ruben Sierra? Really?

@ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos: Sorry, you "estimate" my wit.

I'm just glad that the Griffey poster that I have in my bedroom is now longer outdated.

@tater: Hey, we all know how to play softball.

Hammerin' Hank is the very definition of class. Well done.

@Pete Gaines: I totally agree with you, then I see Israel do something like this:

The existence of this made me laugh:

I give this dunk my lowest rating ever...seven thumbs up.

@Bob_Higginson_bubblegum_card: I'm just glad it's All-Star Saturday. That is going to help preserve my sanity.

@KellyDownsSyndrome: Listen to your friend Billy Zane, he's a cool dude!

@HoustonNuttsPhoneBill: You have to have the video with that too, man.

@Wampeters, Foma, and Pat Falloon: Didn't you hear? Sad songs and waltzes aren't selling this year.

@PQ Crash: That freaked me out when I came across it. It has a serial killer vibe to it.

@Craig Eshericks Mustache: Yeah, U of O is pretty nice, but Eugene is a hole. My friend lived in some pretty shady areas over there, one of which we lovingly called "The Casbah".

@Matt Sussman: Yeah, but with the hyperinflation, I think you're the only one that can afford a candy bar.

Since I have no one to give a +1, I might as well toss it over to AJ for the LCD Soundsystem.

@Matt Sussman: Wonder Woman just didn't want to hang out with a leering Brent Musberger.