Mike VI is one bad mother...shut yo' mouth!

Oh yeah, and who are you? Alfred Einstein?

Jager and Carbombs are my lifeblood.

I actually like this feature, because it calls out the BS that we hear every week. It's just football, folks, not rocket science—despite what KC Joyner may have told you.

I've seen plays better than this. Honest-to-God, plays!

"Cool" and "RATT" should never be in the same sentence.

Damn you Shanoff for trying to jinx my Tigers!

I used to have a VW Jetta. I loved that car. And Wilco's great. In my book, that's synergy. Or something.

Wow, I just heard Interpol's "The Heinrich Maneuver" on Fox. Good choice.

I'm torn...as an LSU fan, I don't know who to hate more—Auburn or Florida. I'm very confused right now.

I've got to stop watching USC—whenever I catch a glimpse, they always score.

I'm having second thoughts about hanging out in Eugene tonight. Really a bummer way to lose.

Let me tell you, a double-fault final-play elimination hasn't occurred since the Helsinki episode of 1919, and I think we all remember how THAT turned out!

@BigRicks: We need more Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law references.

Shouldn't there have been a Johnny Drama joke somewhere?

Yup, that's it for my NFL watching for the year. Unless they get Rickey Jackson back—he needs the money to pay for child support.

Sonuvabitch.

@Chief Wahoo: Strangely enough, growing up in Baton Rouge I never heard it pronounced that way. Except when speaking to tourists.

Thanks Tony, for reminding us of our past futility. It's not as if we don't know this.

I was just about ready to throw in the towel for the season, but thanks Jason David. I'll hold off for a couple more series.