Knight Rider was ruined for me after watching this...

@Fat Tire: hahaha, PERFECT!

Think of all the awesome cars we can unearth when Dubai runs out of money and becomes a barren wasteland. It will be a Jalop's version of the Valley of the Kings (or is it King's Valley...regardless, the place in Egypt where all of the Pharaohs are buried) Quick, someone photoshop Wert's likeness onto Indiana Jones!!

I bet the Delta Force could get it out of there..

I bet it handles like...well...like shit..

@BMW_DOWN_SHIFT: I second this!

Iceman: You! You're still dangerous. You can be my co-driver anytime.

Is this a disease or sickness that is attributed to Pep Boys where you lose your mind and buy everything you can stick onto your car?

My 2007 G35 Sedan would be Absolut Vodka. It doesn't quite carry the prestige of Belvedere Vodka (3-series or C-Class) but gets the job done with a little more value.

@Alf, in pog form: LOL!!

@BingleyJoe: when you freeload off the government you do whatever you can to skirt the system. ($5 says she's on welfare or food stamps)

@fanoblack: LOL!!

@spacewanderer: Who wants to bet that she bought said Big Gulp on the governments dime!

@Tristan Hipps: Great points. I'm a college educated west coast guy who surfed in HS. And I genuinely enjoy Nascar. I was always more of an open wheel fan, but appreciate them all. For those that mock it really show they don't understand it, and unlike open wheel (F-1, IRL) these guys get to lean on each other a…

"The Booger Flicker Act" making it mandatory that if you pick your nose and grab a winner, that you MUST flick it, fling it, or roll it into a ball into its ready to be flicked.

Give me the templates, Ramsey!!! (in Gene's "God of Thunder" voice..)

@sinyster: Great reference!!

@Jagvar: I'd make sure I had V-8 sounds pumping through external loudspeakers so that it would sound like the car in the first film.

@SuperMacGuy: Yeah, but you can't argue with the super-cool Jalopnik like execution!!