I bet it handles like...well...like shit..

@BMW_DOWN_SHIFT: I second this!

Iceman: You! You're still dangerous. You can be my co-driver anytime.

Is this a disease or sickness that is attributed to Pep Boys where you lose your mind and buy everything you can stick onto your car?

My 2007 G35 Sedan would be Absolut Vodka. It doesn't quite carry the prestige of Belvedere Vodka (3-series or C-Class) but gets the job done with a little more value.

@Alf, in pog form: LOL!!

@BingleyJoe: when you freeload off the government you do whatever you can to skirt the system. ($5 says she's on welfare or food stamps)

@fanoblack: LOL!!

@spacewanderer: Who wants to bet that she bought said Big Gulp on the governments dime!

@Tristan Hipps: Great points. I'm a college educated west coast guy who surfed in HS. And I genuinely enjoy Nascar. I was always more of an open wheel fan, but appreciate them all. For those that mock it really show they don't understand it, and unlike open wheel (F-1, IRL) these guys get to lean on each other a…

"The Booger Flicker Act" making it mandatory that if you pick your nose and grab a winner, that you MUST flick it, fling it, or roll it into a ball into its ready to be flicked.

Give me the templates, Ramsey!!! (in Gene's "God of Thunder" voice..)

@sinyster: Great reference!!

@Jagvar: I'd make sure I had V-8 sounds pumping through external loudspeakers so that it would sound like the car in the first film.

@SuperMacGuy: Yeah, but you can't argue with the super-cool Jalopnik like execution!!

@McLawdog: rather, as a result of these people trying to buck the system by intentionally crashing their cars..

don't think for a second that Washington isn't already licking its chops to put black boxes in vehicles to "protect us from ourselves" (i.e. tax revenue)

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Dear Rich Celebrity Friends,