The Fapsule.

"fast cars turning left and right... can't wait for the Indy 500"

Four months? I suppose you could call that ... 2,880 Hours of Le Mans.

The big problem I have with the West Virginia ban, aside from the fact that there's not really anything to ban yet, is that it assumes we're all absolute, irredeemable morons at the expense of everyone else. Sure, if someone's stupid enough to beam The Notebook directly into their eyes while driving, then, yeah,…

The big problem I have with the West Virginia ban, aside from the fact that there's not really anything to ban yet, is that it assumes we're all absolute, irredeemable morons at the expense of everyone else. Sure, if someone's stupid enough to beam The Notebook directly into their eyes while driving, then, yeah,…

Irregardless isn't a word, good sir. In fact, it's intended use is the exact same as regardless.

The thing is, he wasn't faster. Webber wasn't racing him.

I could imagine Vettel sitting at a traffic light in a Civic and a Mustang pulls up. He revs, the Mustang does nothing. The light turns green and Vettel launches in a fury of pealing wheels while the Mustang proceeds to drive normally. Vettel gets to the next…

Police say six other cars in Eldorado was states were broken — — on the same morning February 26. They — jeeps there — Mazda is I think one was BMW. And the victims — we talked to them told us they were positive that — the cargo doors.

LUIGI APPROVES.

In other news, Bugatti recalls all Veyron Super Sports due to a programming glitch that accidentally limited top speed to 258 mph.

I am a huge Kimi fan, and as much as I want to hate Vettel he is an incredible driver. I mean he started from the pits last year at Abu Dhabi, and finished third! That all being said he should not have passed Mark Weber, risk two cars and handicapping Red Bull in points to satisfy your ego something you want in a team…

I don't think people ever hated Mika. He was never even close to the dominance that Schumacher had in the early 2000s. He won quite handily in 1998, but only won in 1999 because Schumacher broke his leg in the British GP. The Ferrari was significantly better than the McLaren that year (as evidenced by the fact that…

Lewis Hamilton's podium interview demeanor did appear genuine. I thought he looked and sounded like he really felt Rosberg should have had an opportunity to go ahead of him...

Scion is Axe.

Chevy SSR, cool looking until you get up close, absolutely no utility, rides like a truck, cost close enough to Vette to make it an utter failure.

Now you're just trolling in your own damn post? Fucking wonderful. This is pretty simple. Until this post, Jalopnik F1 results posts never spoiled the results in the title of the post. Sure you guys posted the results but for those of us who watch the races after they happen, and have Jalopnik in our RSS feeds, we…

Darn I read that as WilliAm will be eliminated from cars.

What the hell race were you watching? Lewis did not get in because of a missed gear change. He was in 5th place, right where he needed to be. The rain came out, everyone but Timo came in for intermediates. Thus Timo passed everyone who pitted. But then the rain intensified and glock could not control his car and…

This is the closest I have come to respecting Ms. Hilton.

Law 1) Going the speed limit