McLarry
McLarry
McLarry

Every pizza is a personal pizza if you’re up to it.

Seriously! I’m always staggered by the numbers - 96 people ‘forgot’ they had a gun on their way to the airport. Meanwhile, I’m obsessively scouring my bag and pockets to make sure there’s no rogue nail clippers poised to send me to Guantanamo...

Maybe don’t volunteer your opinion on topics about which you’re willfully ignorant, then....

Yeah, act like a psychopath - that’ll show ‘em.

I’m not a fan of the ‘cocked and locked’ approach, but why not chamber a round if you’re carrying hammer-down or the weapon is striker-fired?

“oh hmmmm, this should be interesti- HOLY @#$%^, WHAT IS THAT?”

Just wait until whoever’s behind you goes to the bathroom (or gets up to allow somebody else to) and recline while they’re gone. Tada!

Presumably you know the VIN range, right? Run a carfax report on each one, and it should show when/where they were titled and any subsequent sales.

Not sure if you’re familiar with F1, but....um... yeah, it’s pretty much guaranteed to be better than whatever he’s got now.

I did the same thing a few years back, but Pagani had yet to move into their new digs. The old showroom only had room for 2 cars (a Cinque roadster and a Huayra, if I recall), but was still awesome. The new place looks much more grand!

“Guaranteed to eventually dump all your keys at the worst possible moment once the screw works itself loose”

“Guaranteed to eventually dump all your keys at the worst possible moment once the screw works itself loose”

Haha, that lone Koenigsegg

Lol....he thinks I own a McLaren.

They do beforehand actually... As soon as they’re done weighing in, they proceed to the ‘green room’ where they collect their Pirelli hats, towel off a bit, and drink a couple bottles of water.

So how do I turn it off? Sometimes I’m so susceptible to motion sickness that I start to feel a little dizzy even if I’m the one driving...

I don’t walk into a dealership to appreciate their ‘generosity’ in allowing me look at products that I might buy to their benefit. Kinda like how I don’t walk through the grocery store and marvel that they trust me to walk near all those loaves of bread without damaging them. That’s how sales works; the salesman

I don’t think most people in their 20's get asked what they do for a living or if their parents gave them money when they go Porsche shopping...

Yeah, real hot shit just bragging about busting his iPhone screen... Just who does he think he is?

Exactly! What are the sales people doing if not trying to sell cars? You’re supposed to get the cars out the door, not the customers...