Them: “The all-digital future will be great! No one needs physical media anymore! Get with the program, olds!”

Me: “You won’t own a damn thing you purchase (not that we did with physical media either; dem EULAs), and eventually, companies will start selling your childhood back to you via subscription services.”

Them:…

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a person this committed to embarrassing themselves.

More proof that Kanye was right. Today, sad white men are choosing to be owned.

Michelle’s response to someone else was pretty funny:

Sure, they’re the opponent for a little while, but after it’s all over we should be cordial.

It’s all a game to these people. Cillizza views Trump and his Goon Squad the same way the Pelicans view the Warriors. Sure, they’re the opponent for a little while, but after it’s all over we should be cordial.

This is the very heart of conservative politics in today’s America - white people, men, the rich, whatever demographic with power you want to call out, claiming victimization despite the fact that they hold all the cards. It’s infuriating, especially because it seems to work so damn well.

Like, four isn’t that big of a number.

God no, man. The obligatory black alternate, black trim, black drop shadow across every sport was terrible. I am very glad to see teams’ embracing their own colors again as they did in the 70s.

What’s really remarkable is that Nike/NBA does not call the jerseys “home” or “away” or “alternate.” No shit, every team’s (at least) four jerseys are “Icon,” “Association,” “City,” and “Statement.” I think the last two are alternates? Those teams with five jerseys have a “Classic Edition,” which means a throwback.…

Three jerseys is the proper amount: home, away, alternate. Maybe break out some true throwbacks a few times a season.

> Most of the jerseys shown in the first image are no longer current.

To some extent, yes. Okay, to a large extent.

They don’t see it because they don’t want to.

You’d think with all of the unspoken rules in baseball, surely one would be ‘you should have your corporate headquarters in the municipality that you’ve cheated out of resources for years and years.’

Um, Marlins Man did it, so by definition every Marlins fan could.

God bless Marlins Man and his cohort for doing the thing every Marlins fan wanted to do but couldn’t.

The NBA is becoming to represent the social strata of our society. A group of “eeelights” up at the top whose records have been bloated by feeding on the bottom feeders. A disappearing middle class. And the bottom feeders resentful of their status and willing to do anything for a winning lottery ticket.