Actually, I was about to buy the game today until I seen all the terrible reviews and just now finding out why. I’m sure I’m not the only one.

Just because someone else went and took it and retooled it for multiplayer doesnt mean its open iv’s fault. You dont think gun sellers get thrown in prison if a customer shoots someone do you?

The Melee community really needs to get over themselves. No, Nintendo is not going to create tournaments or support a 15+ year old game they no longer make. No, Nintendo is not going to allocate a portion of their current manufacturing capabilities to create parts for a 15+ year old console. There’s so much work…

I think my eyes rolled out of my skull when I read that same quoted line.

Like, seriously? I love how his entire argument essentially boils down to, “But guys, it would be totally sweet... Come on!”

“This is not just a video game. This is a lifestyle! All right?”

What, you don’t think dumping $300 million into a stadium in a city that is still struggling financially is a great idea? What are you, a Commie?

Reggie’s skill at saying a lot without saying anything is god-tier.

Top GOP Congressman refers to himself as “David Duke without the baggage.”

If someone has thousands of hours of Tetris under their belt and they’re really good at the game, they sure as hell play games.

Have you not seen the pro-Tetris scene!? Those people are basically INHUMAN. A factory robot couldn’t play the game with that precision. Not that what they are doing is ‘gaming’ by your standards apparently. :O

Or the guy who did the whole thing while the blocks were INVISIBLE?

Not that good at Tetris, eh?

Let’s think of some common male responses to this...
1) Argue that certain genres of games ‘arn’t really games’. But let’s ignore how ‘Bejeweled’ is ‘not a game’ but somehow ‘Tetris’ still is.
2) Double down on 1), until gaming is defined as nothing but bro-shooters and race cars.
3) JRPGs? What are those? Are those…

Wait, the internet told me that women ruin video games. I don’t know what to believe anymore!

Here’s another stat to remember. Only about 5% of gun owners belong to the NRA. Because the NRA is a fucking evil institution that represents fucking irresponsible assholes and not responsible gun owners.

A successful Sony is also an arrogant Sony. And an arrogant Sony leads to colossal future fuck ups.

But this sort of decision could only hurt them, so it still seems odd.

Pens Fans: Crosby is not a baby!
Crosby: I’m not a baby!
*crosby throws his bottle in a tantrum*

Either he’s a bitch who flops, or a “dirty” player when he starts to give it back.

You are insanely defensive about inane shit and eventually it will rot you from the inside.

not a bad idea!