Formicidae for life.

Sonic 3 invincibility music for the win! =D

Can't tell if trolling or serious...

This should've been Namco Bandai's float in the Rose Parade instead of Power Rangers.

Don't you mean electro-gonorrhea, "The Noisy Killer"?

I never intended to undermine the seriousness of it all. I've been worried about the bees for a while now and I'm not even heavily into entomology.

In fact, John Carpenter's original script actually used more content and film techniques from Scott of the Sahara, including the giant electric penguin and having all the blood go "Pssshhhhhhh" in slow-motion.

Here ya' go. ;)

Weight has nothing to do with it!

This is true but that caption can be changed and is probably the same as the article's to prevent confusion on Kotaku's end when uploading it to the site. Either way, Nuckin' Futs is right: they probably wouldn't post a picture of him and even if they did it wouldn't be in the headline and the article would have an…

South Osaka and parts of Tokyo, for example, is populated with cardboard and blue-tarp covered shanty towns (see above).

South Osaka and parts of Tokyo, for example, is populated with cardboard and blue-tarp covered shanty towns (see above).

That was amazing. XD It's a testament to the solid fact that Rainbow Dash makes threads 20% cooler.

Play that Rich Funk music, 2K!

Ah, sorry. I misunderstood.

When he says "kids" he probably means "people younger than me."

Yay! Thank you!

Purple bow ties make Gary Oldman 20% cooler!

I wish I had a star so I could promote this.

You know, I'm starting to realize why I don't spend a lot of time thinking about arachnid sex.