Maybe you should just buzz off...

The words "cosplay" and "softporn" do not share the letters C, F, T, L, A, and Y.

Yeah, me too. =/

The letters C, F, T, L, A, and Y.

Zombees, you say?

Well, the Hollywood one doesn't have a full Jaws ride, does it? It's part of the tram ride, right? (I haven't been to Universal Studios since I was tiny)

And with that, Dexomega dove back into the sea to be with his people. =P

What causes out of body experiences?

I love you.

Wow, that certainly lit up the comment thread.

How about Do You Like Horny Bunnies? 2?

What is myrrh, anyway...?

Isometric you can't even look at me straight.

You reminded me in the best way possible. X]

Actually, if you go back and watch The Empire Strikes Back, Darth Vader puts the emphasis on "I" and not "am".

He time-traveled.

Wead the fweaking manual!

No exposed genitalia, breasts, or bare buttocks? SFW.