to all the people sucking Elon’s dick in the comments: Jalopnik reports on Tesla’s FSD failures because TESLA MARKETS THEIR VEHICLES AS SELF DRIVING. If Tesla didnt advertise their vehicles as self driving, this wouldn't be a problem.

Motherfucker, PLEASE. The book isn’t anti-autonomous cars at all. I fucking WISH writing anti-Tesla articles made one tiny bit of difference on book sales. It doesn’t. And I’m not anti-Tesla. But if this is your reaction to this story, perhaps you should seek out your clergyperson or a trusted relative. Maybe a…

Has anyone else visiting this site on mobile been getting full-screen ads with no way to click away or remove them for a while now?

to be fair nobody buys music anymore

This was my dumb Twitter joke about this:

I don’t think the complaint of the first book was that it was about Cline’s interests, but that he didn’t synthesize something new out of those interests and fell back on pure reference of them. It was like reading “Family Guy: The Novel”

Or, to put it better:

I remember that there is more to car culture than 3 rich, out of touch white guys wandering around being aholes. 

Show me on this doll where the socialism hurt you

Maybe you should just loudly announce your exit from from Jalopnik and join Parler.

I think the issue is more that their stuff has strayed farther and farther from “car culture” (as evidenced by the fact there were no cars in their last feature) and further towards “watch these old guys do stupid things and make each other uncomfortable”.  Which can be entertaining, but it would be nice if the cars…

Liking cars does not mean you have to like vaguely racist, quite imperialist ‘entertainment’ that has not evolved in any way since 2005 or so.

I’ve only known 2 Boston bull terriers, who belonged to a friend’s parents years ago. We called them Farts and Snorts.

Thank you!! I’ve been told he is a “perfect specimen”

Trypophobia is made-up internet meme, like hating the word “moist” or having strong feelings about pineapple on pizza.

if your business model only works because you use slave labor and treat employees like shit then your business model doesnt work at all.  

What the fuck happened?

This is still peak parody for me

I don’t really get her whole...thing. She lip-syncs Trump soundbites and looks scared or something? Someone please explain why this is funny.

While I have never been a security guard, but I have worked retail where they pound it into your head to try and catch shoplifters, the amount I gave a shit about someone stealing from the store was about a 0. Oh no someone stole something from these people that have a ton of money and give me a shitty hourly wage. I…

I’m sure you’ll be patting yourself on the back when you’re in a nursing home with no visitors.