hey guys. You realize that nobody is forcing you to read this site. It’s a big wide internet out there, go check it out!

but the Joel Mchale show was terrible.

Friendly reminder that his episode of Netflix’s “The Characters” is one of the most solid collections of sketch comedy in recent memory. I watch it at least once a month.

Am i really going to have to be the first person to bring up Paddington 2?

This week has proven to me that people with hardcore opinions on steak are, in fact, the worst.

He really needs to change his glasses. They look terrible on his face,

Another asshole millionaire that has completely bought into his own bullshit.

I’m sorry for not showing adequate reverence for millionaires that make a living from reading words other people write. I will do better next time.

“Try acting, dear boy”

Imagine being so under the spell of your own bullshit that a shallow, dumb movie like American Hustle actually affects your psyche.

One reply. Nice.

I deleted my Twitter a year ago and downloaded my archive before doing it. Literally have never had a single urge to even look at it. What an utterly useless platform.

Netflix has done some theatrical releases, not sure if they’ll do it outside of NY and LA though.

Tennis, once again, proves itself to be the most refined sport. I play mixed doubles all the time and never encounter any of the problems mentioned in this article.

Twitter is a toxic wasteland. Everybody should delete their account.

Pretty crazy how quickly it was forgotten about despite winning all those awards, right? I agree.

Because Oscars = Good. Like Crash and Shakespeare In Love!

She’s an amazing actress and this is by far her worst performance ever.

When you go on your rage-fueled posting sprees they all get clumped together, but hey, nice comeback!

More like no identifiable merits