Wouldn’t the envelopes have PA on them?

When a liberal writer is pointing to John McCain as someone who should be trusted in matters relating to intelligence, you know we’re truly through the looking glass.

I recently got a cavity drilled that I attribute directly those little tasty bastards. By the end I was eating them by the handful. Honestly getting a little craving for gummi bears right now just talking about it. I’m disgusting.

I recently got a cavity drilled that I attribute directly those little tasty bastards. By the end I was eating them…

I worked my way through one of those 5 pound Haribo bags over the course of 2.5 weeks. Good on gummy bears 4ever.

I worked my way through one of those 5 pound Haribo bags over the course of 2.5 weeks. Good on gummy bears 4ever.

It’s been at this price since early December.

It’s been at this price since early December.

Informal poll: when was the last time you had to use either a C or D battery? I got one of these packs a long time ago and use the AA and AAAs constantly but haven’t touched the larger C and D adapters. Beyond large Casio keyboards and boomboxes what do people use those big ass batteries for anymore?

Informal poll: when was the last time you had to use either a C or D battery? I got one of these packs a long time…

I use a trackball and have no use whatsoever for a mouse pad. Why would a trackball need one?

I use a trackball and have no use whatsoever for a mouse pad. Why would a trackball need one?

You’d look a lot less skeevy right now if you just owned your status as a 3rd rate tabloid reporter and stopped pretending to be a real journalist.

Damn, you’re eating it hard today and just digging the hole deeper. Just joining everyone else if sending you a hearty FUCK YOU

Best thing I’ve bought off of Kinja Deals. I feel personally slighted whenever I have to shower in a place without one of these installed.

Best thing I’ve bought off of Kinja Deals. I feel personally slighted whenever I have to shower in a place without…

That extra $100 dollars you’re spending on this quilt is to pay for sponsored content like this post. UGH.

That extra $100 dollars you’re spending on this quilt is to pay for sponsored content like this post. UGH.

Here’s a good way to check - sounds like the original comment overstated how badly skewed the reviews were. http://reviewmeta.com/amazon/B01GPIES08

Here’s a good way to check - sounds like the original comment overstated how badly skewed the reviews were. http://re…

Ah yes, the camera and technology Gizmodo has been telling us is the future for 7 years now. You know a product is just flying off the shelves when they offer a 90% discount on the original price.

Ah yes, the camera and technology Gizmodo has been telling us is the future for 7 years now. You know a product is…

Yes, let’s have untrained drivers testing these new features on public roads. What could possibly go wrong?

Alright. Stick with me here:

i laughed so hard at this. thank you

She was an avid poster on a mommy message board and was eventually exposed. Here’s the post: http://community.babycenter.com/post/a36010579…

Did you miss the part of the video where he mentions this will only be possible if humans are outlawed from driving?

Why do car guys make the longest internet videos? This could have been a good 3 minute video but instead it’s two 10 minute parts.

Elon Musk looks like the Michael Myers mask