Here’s my question, if this really is the dawn of the sports bubble bursting (I’m not 100% sure that’s the case, but this isn’t a positive sign), are Jeter and Jeb! making a huge mistake in bidding $1.3B for the Marlins, given that they’re already locked into a horrible TV contract, and will renegotiate in 2020 when…

This makes United seem almost unbelievably incompetent. Why were people allowed to board if they knew not all of them were going to be on the plane? Denying someone boarding is way easier than asking someone who’s sitting down to get off.

Arthur would destroy Arian Foster.

“Heart-Shaped Pizza” was the best Pearl Jam song. RIP Curt.

When Maureen Dowd asked Peter Thiel why Cirque de Soleil performers had been hired to build the new arena, he replied dryly, “I would ask you, why wouldn’t they build the arena? We need to move past this ancient idea that buildings should be built by people who know how to build buildings. Let acrobats take a stab at…

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note to self - never buy White Girl Rose’

So they have a brand that plays the role of a young white girl making fun of herself, but is actually controlled by a group of men. There’s something really gross about that, to me, and the disappearance of the female founder does not help.

After we spoke, Jezebel received an email retracting Cohen’s entire interview and requesting it be taken off the record.

Dudes writing for a woman...

three cousins in one week is pretty weird.

Too bad

WHOA MAN YOU GOT ME THERE

I was taking a shower and washing my butt, as you do, and pulled on something. Kept pulling. Started freaking the fuck out. Threw whatever it was against the wall and kept freaking out. Thought for sure I had some sort of intestinal worm. It was a rice noodle. That I pulled out of my butt.

I vomited and shit my pants at the same time in 2nd grade, in the classroom, while we were playing Heads Up 7Up.

I don’t know what you mean because I’ve never read Deadspin before.

I see you’ve taken over Burneko’s Take role today, eh?

I don’t think you have a very good grasp on which of us is the angry one.